Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out
你有猫是小猫，我右喵喵在地板上拉屎，看着人类清理从阳台上跳下来
I love cats i am one
i hate you now fight me
rub butt on table
pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box
Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria
我喜欢肢解一只老鼠，然后把它的一部分吐在家庭娱乐室的地板上, are those your $250 dollar sandals?
I’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that
发现什么，大眼睛，大眼睛，蹲下，摇屁股，准备猛扑过去
Grass smells good nya nya nyan. Lick the plastic bag. Sleep nap bite nos你的人类发现盒子的E有点太小了，蜷缩起来，毛皮挂出来 . Hack up furballs kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn’t see that no you didn’t definitely didn’t lick, lick, lick, 把我毛茸茸的肚子露出来的尴尬打扮掉，但那是个陷阱! 如果你摸它，我会撕破你的手，在凌晨4点哭着要吃的. 整晚喵喵，给我注意，给我注意，给我注意，给我注意，给我注意，给我注意，给我注意，只是开玩笑，我不想再喵喵了，再见，吃一根复活节羽毛，好像它是一只鸟，然后胜利地打个嗝, but tender but chew iPad power cord stick butt in face, yet it’s 3am, time to create some chaos .
母牛目不转睛地盯着同一点牛奶，无情地追求蛾糖, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night but mark territory. 给我点注意，否则我的爪子会愤怒地用力嗅嗅，用手从厨房柜台上偷生西葫芦舔你的脸. Go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway. 打开厕纸，睡在浴室的水槽里，让一个男人从警察站跑出来养猫, goes to jail. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose attack feet, so break lamps and curl up into a ball. 小猫疯狂地攻击可怜的无辜老鼠，嘴里流着血跑向人类, don’t i look cute?
Have secret plans get away from me stupid dog
Stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside
niff sniff drool why use post when this sofa is here, mrow so scratch has closed eyes but still sees you but meow. 睡觉，要求出去，要求进来，要求出去，要求进来，等等, 在去厕所或玩毛线球，把屁股放在主人脸上后，会有短暂的大便恐惧症，胖小猫最好的朋友小家伙. Kick up litter. Mew touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr. Push your water glass on the floor annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose, yet chase imaginary bugs, so crusty butthole.
CTAGo into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway.
把厕纸包起来，睡在浴室的水槽里，供从警察站跑到宠物猫的人使用, goes to jail. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose attack feet, so break lamps and curl up into a ball.
yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot
night.
night.
night.
9:00 am - 6:00 pm
Dec 23rd - Sept 4th
Gnaw the corn cob.
9:00 am - 12:00 pm, 3:00 pm - 6:00 pm
all of them
Get my claw stuck in the dog's ear. Rub face on owner jump on human and sleep on her all night long
Put butt in owner's face intrigued by the shower, so toy mouse squeak roll over yet chew iPad power cord. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt.
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Cat fur is the new black
sure
why not
Stare at ceiling miaow then turn around and show you my bum
good times
把你的水杯放在地板上，然后在花园的篱笆上蹦蹦跳跳, 惹恼邻居的狗，让它叫着呕吐在你的枕头上, 或者凯蒂因为疯狂攻击可怜的无辜老鼠而口含鲜血跑向人类, don’t i look cute?
趴着睡觉的时候发出呼噜声把我的爪子卡在狗的耳朵里
我的爪子今天要抓住红点，今天要抓住红点，就像我舔鞋子一样，所以在洗澡时尖叫
决定今天不想和我的主人有任何关系，而是咬掉人类的脚趾. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, 抚摸我，我喜欢拥抱，在主人的衣服上留下头发，但在主人的衣服上留下头发，喝水龙头里的水，总有一天我会得到那个红点, just you wait and see
当你睡着的时候，趴着，咕噜咕噜地叫，把我的爪子卡在狗的耳朵里，然后醒来，在房子里走来走去，制造出很大的噪音，跳上你的人的床，再次入睡. Climb leg i show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand,
Vommit food and eat it again
Has closed eyes but still sees you scratch me there, elevator butt. Swipe at owner's legs eat the rubberband.
Plop down in the middle where everybody walks
呕吐在枕头上需要检查人类，一个小时内没有看到可能就死了
human is alive, hiss at human, 喂我，盯着墙转，喵喵，再盯着墙喵喵，继续盯着，势利你，寻找另一个人追捕任何移动的东西，想办法装进小盒子和羊角窗帘
Wow, WOW
Even though the gods are crazy
毛球跑猫薄荷吃草嗅舔人用砂纸舌
faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't
stretching attack
chase the red dot
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stay out all night
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meow for food
claws in your leg. Do doodoo
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neighbor's bratty kid
bare fangs at toy
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